Interview time

I can’t stress the importance of being ready for any interview, it’s all about impressions, in the UK today we have things called clocks, use them, or use your phones, they are the things you look at 3695 a day!!!! They have a time facility

1.    Get up at a reasonable time to prepare for the day/interview, have a shower, they are the things that drop water onto your head, the soap should be there somewhere!

2.    Clean hair and facial hair are so important, bed head is not a good look, that goes for female, male, transgender, transsexual, two-spirited and inter-sex.

3.    Teeth, those things in your mouth, give them a good brushing with toothpaste on a brush, radical but it works!

4.    Clothes were not asking for Armani, but dirty track suits around your bum, what can I say! No thanks!!

Mother-of-two Miss Riley, a student at the University of Westminster, had taken a weekend break with her mother and a friend after her exams. Despite ground staff from EasyJet scanning her son’s passport at Luton, the error was not picked up until she reached the German capital.

The dopey ground staff at Luton "scanned the passport at the gate, checked the boarding pass and gave them back to Miss Riley" and let her continue her journey. Miss Riley noticed the blunder when she was already in the queue at border control in Berlin.  She was able to continue her weekend break after her brother sent a photo of her passport from her home in New Cross, south-east London.

Despite recent terrorist events and the need for tighter security the buffoons at EasyJet had this to say,  Miss Riley had "submitted the correct details online" to gain access to her boarding pass, but added "the additional visual check carried out prior to boarding should have picked up the passport issue".

The worrying situation continues as an idiot from London Luton Airport said, "at no point was security at the airport compromised".  Really, IS THAT WHAT THEY THINK! If a female passenger can pass through security with a passport belonging to a 3-year-old male, who else can fool our so-called security measures, if at all we have any?  I understand that for a long time we have become a nation of namby pamby bend over and say nothing politicians and people to lazy to do what they are employed to do; no wonder business is leaving the UK for pastures new.

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